Hey, the Christmas curtain falls
On lawbreakers that pave the way
For thoughtless folks like me and J who'd pay
But can't afford the finer things in life so we heist them all
We're criminals that never break the law
So, to all you frowns go down to town square and get some action
From the Christmas girl that lives inside your womb
She's always there, I think that I'm certain
You pay to get behind her Christmas curtain
You're the criminal that never breaks the law
