Well, there were thirteen kids at the mall today just to meet Santa
And one little boy jumped up and yelled, "I gotta question to ask ya
Santa, are you rockin' the beer gut like my daddy is?"
And without a pause, he said, "Let me tell you something young man, about Santa Claus"
This really ain't from drinking beer, there's a lot of love inside of here
So I guess that you could say
I'm rockin' the cheer gut
'Cause I love the way your cookies taste
Rockin' the cheer gut
There's a shot of milk with every bite I take
Rockin' the cheer gut
I'm the jolly man full of love and joy
I've rolled around the world before all the kids wake up
Rockin' the cheer gut
Now Mrs. Claus goes on and on about me and my weight and how I should be lookin'
I'm not really sure about what I can do with all of her home-cookin'
She says she worries all night long I'm gonna end up stuck in a chimney
When I put away the sled this year, I've got a date with PX90
I know my belly gets a little wide every year around Christmas time
So I guess that you could say
I'm rockin' the cheer gut
'Cause I love the way your cookies taste
Rockin' the cheer gut
There's a shot of milk with every bite I take
Rockin' the cheer gut
I'm the jolly man full of love and joy
I've rolled around the world before all the kids wake up
Rockin' the cheer gut
This really ain't from drinking beer, there's a lot of love inside of here
So I guess that you could say
I'm rockin' the cheer gut
'Cause I love the way your cookies taste
Rockin' the cheer gut
There's a shot of milk with every bite I take
Rockin' the cheer gut
I'm the jolly man full of love and joy
I've rolled around the world before all the kids wake up
Rockin' the cheer gut
