Most men think about
The way to settle down
But never stop to wonder why they might be where they be
All they want's a friend
Second to Lady Gin
To shake hands with a private priest in public places
I will come with you
Just let me get my hat
And my coat
It's a long, long way to go
I will be right by your side
Don't you try to run and hide
If you get out of my sight
I will come after you and it won't be pretty
Hide under the couch
The robbers are about
The pesky older gentlemen that like to take our things
They're a lot like us
And now with all our stuff
Identikit and surgery will mean we'll soon be gone
I will come with you
Just let me get my hat
And my coat
It's a long, long way to go
I will be right by your side
Don't you try to run and hide
If you get out of my sight
I will come after you and it won't be pretty
