Hey George, did you know Waylon and Willie?
They were the outlaws, I didn't know that at all son.
Did you Roger was king of the road?
Uh huh, you got it Possum.
Everyone knows Hanks been in prison
We didn't know that
Dolly's got two big reasons shes well known
Look out, they call me no show Jones
Instead of just singin' my songs
My whereabouts are unknown.
Loretta is closed, my daughter
Ah, she's mighty pretty son
Johnny wears back his tans all along
Everyone knows about Kenny, he's a gambler
Now I didn't know that.
Tell everyone about Tammy, George
Tammy had some kind excuse she divorced George Jones.
They call me no show Jones
He said I'm better off instead of just singin' my songs
My whereabouts are unknown.
They call me no show Jones
I'm still never on, on what?, the stage
They call me no show Jones.
They call me no show Jones.
They call me no show Jones.
