There's Aspirin, Adrenaline and also Aminophylline,
Amphetamine, Adenosine, Augmentin and Rifampicin,
Amoxicillin, Penicillin, Heparin and Warfarin
and Oestrogen, Progestagen and Canesten and Chloroquine
There's Bendroflumethiazide and also Cyclophosphamide
and Metoclopramide, Acetazolomide Tropicamide,
Loperamide, Amiloride and Cyclizine and Frusemide
and if you're up the duff then you had best avoid Thalidomide.
There's Lithium, Fluoxetine and also Amitriptyline,
Paroxetine, Digoxin, GTN and Azathioprine,
Miconazole, Atenolol and also Chloramphenicol
and if you want to overdose there's always Paracetamol.
There's Night Nurse and Phenytoin, Zirtek and Diazepam,
and Lithium, Temazepam, Midazolam, Clonazepam,
Testosterone, Aldosterone and Valium and Insulin,
and Lignocaine and Piriton and Ventolin and Ritalin
There's Cefuroxime, Cefotaxime, Cefalexin, Cephedrine,
and Metronidazole and Ketoconazole, Trimethoprim,
Erythromycin, Gentamycin, Macrolides, Nifedipine
and Actifed and Sudafed and Calpol with no sugar in.
There's Phenelzine and Hyoscine, Ranitidine, Cimetidine,
Potassium and Calcium and ev'ry kind of Vitamin,
and Pethedine and Methadone and Speed, Cocaine and Heroin,
and Cannabis and Prozac, Morphine, Alcohol and Nicotine.
You must remember all these drugs
The names of which you've learnt from me
Or fuck 'em all and get a job in Orthopaedic Surgery.
